December 7th, 2007

one piece, nico robin

Translated Spanish Jokes (Topic: Animals)

(1)

Estaba un ratoncito de vacaciones y va a un hotel, y resulta que tiene que subir por el elevador y el encargado del elevador era un elefante y el elefante le pregunta: ¿Que piso? Y el ratoncito le contesta llorando: Mi colita.

A little mouse is on vacation and he goes to a hotel, and it turns out that he has to go up on an elevator and the elevator attendant is an elephant and the elephant asks him: What floor? (Alternative: What am I stepping on?) And the little mouse replies, crying: My tail.

*un piso [noun] = a floor
*pisar [verb] = to step (on)

(2)

El cien pies más contento que se ha visto iba caminando por el bosque. A lo lejos se vislumbraba una piedra en medio del camino y conforme el cien pies se iba acercando la piedra se veía mas amenazadora. El cien pies no tuvo cuidado al andar y se tropezó, y se tropezó, y se tropezó y se tropezó...

The happiest centipede ever seen was walking through the forest. In the distance was a rock lying in the middle of the road and as the centipede was getting closer, the rock was looking more menacing. The centipede wasn't careful in his footing and he tripped, and he tripped, and he tripped, and he tripped...